So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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