but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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