That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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