I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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