yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
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just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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