sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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