Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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