If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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