just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
youre lurking in front of me
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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