Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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