belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
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Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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