.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
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THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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