Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
