I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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