It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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