god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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