I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
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Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Two words: blizzard sex
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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