you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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