I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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