So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
My dad just drunkly made a toast in front of my entire extended family "to my daughter the recent and sucessful college and to my son the drunken whore-monger"
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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