im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
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