I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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