Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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