so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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