make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho