I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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