he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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