i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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