do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I need a burrito and a hug.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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