I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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