I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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