This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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