I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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