dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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