i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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