my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.