Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom