So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Less talking, more tequila
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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