i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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