North Korea, Best Korea!
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
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I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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