i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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