I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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