Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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