Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Randomize
