real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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