how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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