The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
