OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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