I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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