yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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