this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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