quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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