Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
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like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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