You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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